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| Space | Don't forget baby sister. Everyone in the family should have their own barcode. It's fun, easy, and inexpensive. All you need is a needle, some ink, and an hour. I'll send you instructions and a unique barcode number just for you. I have a database in Brussels that keeps track of all barcodes, so there is no chance you'll get stuck with a duplicate. Accept no substitutions. Hey, I'm the Antichrist. I know what I'm doing. |  |
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You haven't lived until you've played "Drive a Stake throught the Sacred Heart of Jesus" with your kids. Just hang a poster of Jehovah on a thick piece of cardboard, put a blindfold on Jr, spin him around and give him a thumb tack. The first one to drive the tack (stake) through the Savior's heart wins. We usually give the winner a snort of Wild Turkey. The kid's love it. If you taunt the losers, you'll teach them a valuable life lesson--losing sucks. | Space |
